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31 May 2012

Making Faces with Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart's reputation for looking bored and bummed on the red carpet isn't totally fair. She's got a wide range of goofy faces.


Got My Eye on You
This is the look of someone who holds a grudge and wants you to know it.

Short Circuit
Some reporter sure stumped the Twlight crew. Maybe he/she was bold enough to ask how the hell this franchise became so popular.
 

Discomfort
For someone who fusses with her hair constantly, Kristen sure doens't look stoked to have someone else mess with her long brown locks.
 

Tears of Kristen
Don't be sad, Kristen . Yes that haircut was a questionable choice, but that's no reason to tear up. You're beautiful, really.
 

Trademark
Some brave soul should really put together a compilation of all the times  Kristen Stewart has been seen nervously biting her lip. Oh wait, dozens of YouTubers already have. Well done, people. And they call this an apathetic generation.
 

Eff You, Lagerfeld
Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld has said enough crazy shit to earn his fair share of enemies, but no one's quite sure what he did to inspire KStew's dreaded one finger salute.
 

Oh Hell No
When Kristen Stewart hasn't had her coffee in the morning, it's best to keep your distance lest you be met with this deathly gaze.
 

Grumps
It looks like Comic-Con left a sour taste in Kristen Stewart's mouth. Even with her reputation for being a bit of a frowny face, this one takes things to a new level.
 

Hooray (I Guess)
You'd think that after winning six MTV Movie Awards' statuettes, Kristen Stewart would look more natural during her thank-yous. Apparently, no one ever gets used to accepting an oversized trophy of gold popcorn.
 

Everybody Was Kung-fu Fighting
She may play a badass warrior princess in Snow White and the Huntsman, but judging by this pose, Kristen Stewart's martial artistry leaves something to be desired.
 

Say What?
Nobody tells Kristen Stewart her carry-on is too big. Nobody.
 

Wild-Eyed
Whoa! Reign it in, Kristen Stewart. That face doesn't say "I'm excited," it says "I'm one step away from slipping into a homicidal rage."
 

Cool Story, Bro
What has two thumbs and loves goofy British dudes? Kristen Stewart duh.
 

Flipping Out
Kristen Stewart: Hardcore for life.
 

The Bird
If there's anything  Kristen Stewart loves more than making movies, it's showing off her middle finger. What a rebel.
 

Can You Hear Me Now?
That poor Todd Phillips lookalike just wanted to be left alone. Kristen had other ideas.
 

Shock and Awe
What could have possibly sparked this aghast reaction from Kristen Stewart? Chances are she was just recalling the fact that her boyfriend once looked like this.
 

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