In what may well prove to be the biggest tragedy of this century, young superstar Miley Cyrus has gone and... cut... her... hair... short. No seriously. Really, really short. Like, Justin Bieber short. In short, she now looks like Justin Bieber. Why Miley... why??? You know who I blame for this? That fiance of hers Liam Hemsworth. Why? Well... because I can't blame Miley herself, because she is... or rather was... perfect. Ah well, I suppose the earth will keep turning, life on the planet will continue as we know it, but Miley Cyrus just won't be quite as awesome. Or maybe you prefer her with the bleached blonde pixie cut that screams - "I am a former child star about to have a major public melt-down -- see Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan et al"? And thus you are yourself insane. Not that I'm judging you or anything (I totally am).
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